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HAIL ERIS!!
93=5


Ok, so back to the world of GREYFACE-BABYLON and it strikes me like a welding mallet to the bollix this morning; that I AM sick and tired of kiss-ass little sophomoric mental amoebaes. I mean seriously želim moj dom zatim i Ja umoran vrlo sam…I cannot take much bloody more stupidity today


I am having a serious case of: мозг сбрасывать today…..anything and everything is just flying through faster than the dendrites can process leaving the end result an under-cooked, mushy, reject rissotto of a thought process today and you, COMRADE CITIZENS are the ones who have to wade through the jumbled WATER-DAMAGE to reach the pearl of great price that lies within the tootsie-pop of life, hidden in my brainual area!!! AUMG HA!!!!!


AND NOW………THIS!
Brought to you today by the colour 5!


I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with Eris. And
I looked back and saw footprints in the sand. But sometimes there
were five pairs of footprints and sometimes 93, and even on other times that were not really times there was only one.
And the times there was only one set of footprints, those were my times of greatest strife.
So I asked Eris,
"Why in my greatest need didst thou abandon me?"
And she replied,
"First of all stop with all the "thee and Thou" shit! You're not at Faire anymore!
Second, I really hate walking on the sand. It gets between my toes and I HATE THAT!. Drinking and partying is where I'd rather be than taking long walks on the beach with you being alll deep and shit.
Third, I never said I was going to help you in your so called hours of greatest need. Just because
SOME Discordians confuse me with someone who gives a shit doesn't mean that you should."
And I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question…………………………..THUS ENDETH THE LESSON!