TOAST!!

Beloved toast.
Be it dark or light,
butter or beans,
Toast...


HAIL ERIS!!

S.P.O.R.K.

HAIL ERIS!!!!!

TODAY'S RANT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Krungthepmahanakornbowornratanakosinmahintarayudhyaamahadilokpopnoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukam.
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If I hear one more bloody person talk about sex this morning/today I'm seriously going to stab them in the throat!

Now, I am not a prude by any means because in my time I've "been there and done that" matter of fact I was called by some "the best they ever had" and was very talented in bed however; to shite on and on as if that is the most fekkin important thing in life, hell its not even important at all unless of course you're an animal that can't control yourself...Or you want a child and need to procreate...People seriously make me sick sometimes, especially when EVERYTHING ALWAYS comes back to sex….Commercials, sit-coms, books, I mean you can't even have an advert for a soft drink without sex being thrown in.

I am seriously sick of how we have become exactly like the animals in that regard….And when you hold an opinion OTHER than the norm, YOU are looked at as "the weird one" but then again…..I've ALWAYS been labeled "the weird one"…...HAIL ERIS! Point is this, I personally don't care what you choose to do, but please don't include me in the sex-talks………I couldn't care less………Matter of fact, if I wasn't married and actually HAD to once in a while to pacify my wife I would take a vow of celibacy in silent protest of how retarded and animalistic people have become. I am sick and tired of hearing/talking about/seeing/ sex!!

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
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There are so many other things running through my mind right now that I wanna talk/write about but don't have the time..

1. Why so-called "long distance relationships" are ALWAYS doomed to fail
2. What I REALLY want (better keep that to myself completely)
3. My personal take on the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge
4. today's so-called "Rave" culture……….


Anyway…………HERE IS A SPORK!



OH!!
And my bank keeps charging a fucking Neg bal. fee!!!!
That makes NO sense, why would you charge someone more of something you already KNOW they don't HAVE?!?!?!?!

I am LIVID!!!!

The Pomade for the REAL Hepcats!!

That's right hepcats!! I've moved over into the land of the Big Boys and have started using Murry's to do a spikey look until my hair grows long enough for the full slickback "doo" that I'm trying to collar!

This stuff is simply Kopasedic daddy! the hold is SUPER, yet does not leave my hair hard and brittle. It gives GREAT shine and well.............It ain't coming out without a SERIOUS washing with olive oil and de-greaser! hehehehe

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this pomade (the Grandaddy of them all) over that American crew stuff I had been using.....THIS is not a pomade for the weak of heart!!!

I can't wait for me hair to finish growing out!!!

Cross-country ballroom dancing for fun and profit

HAIL ERIS!!!!!



(The preceding rant was brought to you today by: “OPEN FRUIT FLAN AERLINES!”)


AND NOW………………….
#23…..THE LARCH!

My computer at home is being a complete and total smeghead! The old antivirus software has expired and the new software was SUPPOSED to be sent via email but I’m STILL not seeing it and my home computer is now laden with popups, malware, etc….this is seriously cutting into my computer-time fun!!! Uggggggggggggh…..AND this means that I cannot get on stickcam, OR upload my vids to youtube…………BUGGER!!!!

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HERE IS A NOTE TO ALL NON-DISCORDIANS:
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You're ALL Discordians whether you want to be or not!!!!
HAHAHAHAH PFFFT!!

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3174 YOLD

Some writings today (these came to me)

7-5-7
Seven sounds a Haiku be,
Hear only five here,
Example of a haiku!
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"IF"

HAIL ERIS!
Mother of Discord; my friends, my confidant,
the discourse of ironic serendipitous moments that seem to fill the half-eaten porridge of my life.

WHAT IF?????
What if had done this?
Had the courage to say that?

Ah well, the mysterious FNORD will forever occupy that place within.

IF ONLY
IF DIFFERENT
IF CHANGED

IF!!???
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(Untitled)
I scream inside
I burn, yearn
Kicking darkened shadows

A white lilly to give
Pale palour abounds

She stands there as a jewel
A jewel of sweetest vitae
Crimson her colour