S.P.O.R.K.

HAIL ERIS!!!!!

TODAY'S RANT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Krungthepmahanakornbowornratanakosinmahintarayudhyaamahadilokpopnoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukam.
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If I hear one more bloody person talk about sex this morning/today I'm seriously going to stab them in the throat!

Now, I am not a prude by any means because in my time I've "been there and done that" matter of fact I was called by some "the best they ever had" and was very talented in bed however; to shite on and on as if that is the most fekkin important thing in life, hell its not even important at all unless of course you're an animal that can't control yourself...Or you want a child and need to procreate...People seriously make me sick sometimes, especially when EVERYTHING ALWAYS comes back to sex….Commercials, sit-coms, books, I mean you can't even have an advert for a soft drink without sex being thrown in.

I am seriously sick of how we have become exactly like the animals in that regard….And when you hold an opinion OTHER than the norm, YOU are looked at as "the weird one" but then again…..I've ALWAYS been labeled "the weird one"…...HAIL ERIS! Point is this, I personally don't care what you choose to do, but please don't include me in the sex-talks………I couldn't care less………Matter of fact, if I wasn't married and actually HAD to once in a while to pacify my wife I would take a vow of celibacy in silent protest of how retarded and animalistic people have become. I am sick and tired of hearing/talking about/seeing/ sex!!

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
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There are so many other things running through my mind right now that I wanna talk/write about but don't have the time..

1. Why so-called "long distance relationships" are ALWAYS doomed to fail
2. What I REALLY want (better keep that to myself completely)
3. My personal take on the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge
4. today's so-called "Rave" culture……….


Anyway…………HERE IS A SPORK!



OH!!
And my bank keeps charging a fucking Neg bal. fee!!!!
That makes NO sense, why would you charge someone more of something you already KNOW they don't HAVE?!?!?!?!

I am LIVID!!!!