What the FNORD??

WTF SHOW: 04.10.09

2009-04-16T17:55:00.000-07:00

TOPIC INCLUDED:

The Annunaki & Coffee
The Celestial Sanctum (A Rosicrucian form of Meditation)
FCGB Free Comic Book Day food donations
Comics Corner (With HookahFluffer)
Ex Girlfriends (TORI!)
Tips for Hookah Smokers
Otaku Invasion
Blackout Calls AGAIN!
And many other interesting side topics.

Listen Below

WTF Show 04/03/09

2009-04-05T07:18:00.000-07:00

Topics included:
Creation vs. Construct
A call from Blackout
What is Reality?
Annunaki Lizard Coffee Aliens
Crazy Esoteric Websites

Listen to the Chaos belows

04.02.09

2009-04-02T15:16:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!
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TODAY IS:
Boomtime,
Season of Discord 19,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175

HERE IS SOME BREAKING NEWS!!

Tomorrow purple wombats danced naked atop harpsichords in Moldavia whilst whistling the ferret Species Anthem!! No ferrets were available for comment!!
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The gaming bug is biting me again & I haven't ran anything since having to move.I will be planning a (Me style) Bureau-13 campaign coming up soon as I JUST got inspiration for a storyline!!

VIVA DISCORDIA!

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TODAY:
(a POEEm by The Fenian Timelord- V° KSC ChD)

For JUST Today I have chosen to be the GREAT, Great Grandson of Dr. Mikao Usui,
For Just Today I have listened to the Seprent & The Lion,
For Just Today I chant Nyabhingi!

Today I am The Law & The Wheel
Today I am Sampson AND Delilah
Today I AM a bowl of Borsct

Today is tomorrow
tomorrow is Yesterday
Yesterday is the colour 5

Swiring mists of time and burnt toast abound if you look for them..
LOOK but only look for TODAY!
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03.31.09

2009-03-31T14:15:00.000-07:00

TODAY IS:
Setting Orange,
Season of Discord 17,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175

HAIL ERIS!
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Last night was the first test of the BlogTalkRadioFormat and while there are SOME things I like about it, there are some other very important functions that I want to have that you just don't get with them...

I may host a few more shows there until going fully professional in the Tesla Institute Studios..A few HDrs called in and we spoke briefly about Manifestation/LOA, Mysticism, and very general Discordian principles..

All in all for a hap-dash put together test show it went off "ok" although like I said there are some issues that I just don't like......There were a few spots of dead air while I was trying to get the phone lines working but all in all not bad for a quick test...But by NOOOO means the quality I'd like or expect.....

The Annunaki Lizard Coffee Bean Aliens are calling to me, commanding me to drink more coffee....And I shall obey!

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TODAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:NOSTALGIA!

Upon waking this morning I've decided to manifest the atmosphere of nostalgia and surround myself with a glow from the "old days" the days when I frequented the Star Trek conventions in Tampa/Orlando, etc. The days of The Milk Bar, Club Five, Vampire the Masquerade LARP, the smell of clove cigarettes, patchouli, and the effervescent mixture of sweat and nag champa that seemed to hang over Five Points like an eclectic quilt of freaks..

The music swirls inside my head: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Front 242 pounds while Nitzer Ebb bids us to Join in the chant. The SCA events, The long nights of Paranoia and Tales from the Floating Vagabond. Brian and I being chased by the MiBs while investigating things we probably shouldn't have, early Theatre performances, and of course The Chicken Monarchy.

How many nights at Simons did I spend after being at a party? How many after parties? How many beans were consumed?!?!?!?!

That one night "trolling" in Five Points asking the metaphysical conundrum: "Who the FUCK is Lee?

"Thingyism vs. Nothingism
HOMINY HOMINY
The Metro
Ghostlight Road
Hibernia Cemetery in the middle of the night
Mt. Zion (What a creepy place at 3am!)
The Brotherhood of The Hat!!

Being a member of the "ROCKY CAST" on Fridays and Sat.s

THE DAY THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA WAS PLACED IN MY HANDS!!!!!!
(and thereby I discovered the Love of Eris, or well at least that she makes a kickass PB&J)

The lovers who deeply affected me:
Tori, Jenny, and Krystalle
(wow, give me a few mins to bask in the utter bliss that was Krystalle!!)

Forever each one of you remain in my hearts!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, I am in a "happy place"
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In India you can purchase A CIGARETTE from vendors for about 5 Rupees!!!
HAIL ERIS!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORDIAN VOWEL SOUNDS
Their proper intonation and uses
By, Fenian Timelord- V° KSC ChD.

HAIL ERIS!

Many students to western Mysticism may or may not be familiar with the Rosicrucian use of Vowel Sounds. But for the purposes of this monograph no prior knowledge of it is necessary which of course makes this whole sentence pointless. HEEHE!

In order to better manifest and channel the Eristic principles in the MEGABIGTOTALLYHUGEFUCKOFF multiverse; the ancient use of Discordian Vowel sounds that I just made up complete an easy hands on approach to changing the matter and vibrations around you, seriously if you don't believe me try and use the following (Patent Pending) Discordian Vowel Sounds of which there are 5!

1. HEEHE-
(pronounced like Michael Jackson would in a song)
This Vowel Sound affects the psychic centers located within your cecum and is used to declare your intent to intend to do something esoteric and mystical.

2. PHTTT-
(Pronounced like a fart noise)
The all purpose Vowel Sound of PHTTT awakens your pineal gland and vibrates at a frequency of1.21 Jigga-Watz. It is used for whatever purpose you want it to serve at that time. To properly use this sound, make the Sign of Eristic Blessing (Think peace sign or roman numeral 5) inhale deeply and make a long loud PHTTT! The manifestations should become apparent immediately if performed properly (whatever that is)

3.OWWWW!
(Pronounced like James Brown)
This Vowel Sound is used to heal and balance the Hodge and Podge. The use of this Vowel Sound has been known to raise certain people's vibrations many many levels from one single intonation. It is an all purpose feel good tonic Sound

4. EEWWW
(Pronounced like Gladys Ridgeford after taking a shot of bourbon)
This vowel sound affects the central nervous system and bowels of men. In women it affects the vaginal folds. Use this Vowel Sound for random displays of FNORD. When used frequently you will be able to perceive a large auric "G" extending outward above your head.

5. WHHOA
(Pronounced like a stereotypical surfer-guy)
This Sound is used when you want to increase the energy output of whatever it is that you are doing for example to increase the healing vibration you would intone: OWWWW-WHHOA!

Enjoy using these Discordian Vowel Sounds in your daily practices and experience the wonders you can create. Of course Vowel Sounds can be combined to manifest more complex vibration thingies if you so choose, or of course you can completely disregard everything I've shown you in this monograph because its it utter crap..............Or IS IT????

FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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03.30.09

2009-03-30T14:20:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!
---><---

TODAY IS:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 16,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175

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Last night was rather interesting. From 23:00 - 01:00 Blackout had me as a guest on the alternate version of the box discussing matters of spirit, Discordianism, The Universe being composed of Candy Corn, Rosicrucian mystical techniques, and palm-tree serpentine ass-monsters with alien coffee beans. It makes me all the more ready for ME to start broadcasting What The Fnord! Seriously, I really like the guy from what I've heard over the years and in alot of ways we have followed parallel recursive loopback similarities. Sucks that he is in NY now because I think in a personal non "on air" situation he and I would have LOTS to discuss.

Speaking of alien coffee beans; have you ever wondered exactly WHY coffee is so good?Reason: The Illuminati have placed deep within the molecular structure of the bean itself certain bio-digital information that can only be extracted via the internal physiological process of the human being. That is why coffee makes you urinate more frequently. The Annunaki Lizard Nocturia Brigade (TALNB) serves this function......................Or possibly not?!?!?!

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LONG LIVE MOLVANIA! ------------------------------------------

Watching these poor sad people in their day to day, buttoned down, Abercrombie, "like OMG", world is as repulsive to me as Vogon Poetry is to the bowels of a threxach fwummble cat!!! Do you not realise that no matter how many pieces of worthless paper you "process" it makes no difference in the grand scheme of the cosmos? STEP OUT into the swirling nothingness that is everything. Smell the sounds, hear the colours, and taste the feeling of complete thingyness that is IS itself!!

As a matter of complete dis-interest, the Nagas of upper Burma have nifty hats!.

What exactly IS "The point?" The point is in reality a polydridocdecaweehedronahexasexahedroadiconadibidollyhedecadodron!!!
And so the pancake is expelled from the ominous slutcloud!!!
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Fenian Timelord says:
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If you dig deeper into Marx's thoughts about money as the "real equivalent" and his fundamental critique of commodity and value, you would find that Marx was in fact the sentient King of the Candy Corns who aeons and aeons ago created this minimultiuniverse with the disinfinite realm of the spirit of Aiwass. It was this knowledge that drove Aleister Crowley mad! At least that is what the Candy Corn just told me!

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I made a sigil this morning for the purpose of ********* and now I am to forget it, wait, forget what?!? What the hell am I talking about anyway, oh well...........MANIFEST!
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YOUR 5 MINUTE DISCORDIAN MEDITATION FOR TODAY
This space intentionally left blank
THEREIN LIES TRUTH
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Col. Mustard in the DMV with a scrying mirror which is equal to fifty-eleven decagrams of phenelyethotron!!!whatever the smeg THAT means!!

AVE DISCORDIA!!

WHOLLY 23

2009-03-28T20:49:00.001-07:00

03.27.09

2009-03-27T14:34:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS
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TODAY IS:

Sweetmorn, Season of Discord 13, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175 Last night after several years of listening to Blackout I actually called in and tried to speak however; Our Sweet Lady of Discord was her usual silly self playing cosmic pranks on Dingo thereby causing him to completely screw the show up last night. We were briefly discussing the philosophical points such as: What is the difference between optimism & pessimism? Which then started my mind whirring with a whirlwind of whirly-windy things of a metaphysical nature and today I'm going to focus on creating vibrations around you through visualization. Being a Rosicrucian AND Discordian I use a combination of techniques to produce and create the desired vibrations of the Cosmic & it is something that Mystics have used for centuries. Although small watered down bits of the concept have been presented to the mainstream in such books as, "The Secret" and others; the Rosicrucian technique of visualization is the most concise and easy way to begin manifesting your desires so long as they do not violate Cosmic Laws. Or unless of course Eris has other plans for you!! FNORD! Frater Raymond Bernard said of Visualization the following: " To visualize means "to see inwardly", and it is evident that none may arrive at this point without having first developed the faculty of objective observation. There are many who look "without seeing". They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties. Observation is voluntary. It is necessary, in the beginning at least, to want to observe and, with this objective, to want to draw the attention from the inside toward the outside. It is necessary to look around oneself consciously, to examine faces, people, and things, with the same intensity as a photographer or a painter concentrating on every detail. In the beginning, it is a difficult undertaking, but perseverance results in automatic reaction, so that consequently, there is established an observation more and more rapid, a memory more and more faithful, and a greater ease in effective visualization." There is a point that Frater Bernard made that I feel really drives home the lower level that most people nowadays operate on. "They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties" Indeed most people today do indeed operate as robots. Work, Food, Sleep, Work, Food, Rinse & Repeat! It is also because of this that many most people cannot create what they desire simply because they lack the developed skills of observation. Without observation one cannot employ the use of Visualization and thereby manifest wants and desires sought after.

Basically..Be a Cabbage, not a robot!

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MEANWHILE.........AT THE HALL OF DOOM!-------------------------------------------

Tonight I will be having a Hookah-Night with Moj Drug Igor... (Yes Master, yesssssssssssss)Hookah, Bosnian Coffee, Kvas, Cevapi, LOTS of Vodka, & wonderful Annunaki belly dancers on loan from The Illuminatti. We are in for some seriously arse-kickin' time...

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HERE IS A POEEm:

Fishing in the steam of consciousness,a trout, a bass, a dangling participle.Water of life, water of fire, urine.

Today's POEEm is brought to you by the letter ee kratkoyeh!
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MMMMMMMMMMM SUSHI LUNCH!!Soooooooo delicious Oh! and speaking of food, let me simply say that the Codex Alimentarius is an Evil evil document compiled by and evil evil organization. Once again, TELL me there is no reason for the paranoids to be paranoid!.

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WTF update......Thats right Penguins & Name Tags What The Fnord with Fenian Timelord is set to start broadcasting Friday, May 1st The Chaos is almost here!!!!

03.25.09

2009-03-25T14:37:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS
---><---Today is:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 11,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
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Saluton karaj, mi estas elĉerpita hodiaŭ.Hieraŭ vespere Iggy kaj Mi fumis, kantis kantoj de Rusoj, kaj trinkis kafo de Bosnio, ĝi estis vespero multe amuzado!Ni provis "Starbuzz Arabic Coffee" dun trinkis la kafo de Bosnio..TRE TRE bonega kaj Vi bezonu peni ĝin!Hodiaŭ nu; hodiaŭ posttagmeze Jason, Iggy, Scott, kaj Mi provos multaj aromoj de tabakoj. Certe ni revuos ili per filmoj.......

Ok, enough Esperanto... :-)I've received a few personal comments about the podcast idea and it seems that there is indeed an interest in listening to all of the Chaos that will surely ensue.....Be on the lookout for the: "What the FNORD?!?!?! Enclycopedia Discordia" Discordian Radio with Fenian Timelord Brought to you by the Tesla Institute for the Advanced Study of Discordian Dialectics Yes kiddies, we are looking into aquiring the equipment to beging recording the podcases & depending on the reception we will broadcast LIVE for 3 hours one night a week...Stay tuned HERE for developing news regarding the What the FNORD?!?!? program....

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(On The Sacred Chao)

THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.

The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.

HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.

The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level of distinction making.

With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of concept.

We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids.
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2008-09-18T10:04:00.000-07:00

2008-09-15T06:04:00.000-07:00

TOAST!!

2008-09-13T17:46:00.001-07:00

Beloved toast.
Be it dark or light,
butter or beans,
Toast...

HAIL ERIS!!

S.P.O.R.K.

2008-09-10T06:14:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!!!!

TODAY'S RANT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Krungthepmahanakornbowornratanakosinmahintarayudhyaamahadilokpopnoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukam.
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If I hear one more bloody person talk about sex this morning/today I'm seriously going to stab them in the throat!

Now, I am not a prude by any means because in my time I've "been there and done that" matter of fact I was called by some "the best they ever had" and was very talented in bed however; to shite on and on as if that is the most fekkin important thing in life, hell its not even important at all unless of course you're an animal that can't control yourself...Or you want a child and need to procreate...People seriously make me sick sometimes, especially when EVERYTHING ALWAYS comes back to sex….Commercials, sit-coms, books, I mean you can't even have an advert for a soft drink without sex being thrown in.

I am seriously sick of how we have become exactly like the animals in that regard….And when you hold an opinion OTHER than the norm, YOU are looked at as "the weird one" but then again…..I've ALWAYS been labeled "the weird one"…...HAIL ERIS! Point is this, I personally don't care what you choose to do, but please don't include me in the sex-talks………I couldn't care less………Matter of fact, if I wasn't married and actually HAD to once in a while to pacify my wife I would take a vow of celibacy in silent protest of how retarded and animalistic people have become. I am sick and tired of hearing/talking about/seeing/ sex!!

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
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There are so many other things running through my mind right now that I wanna talk/write about but don't have the time..

1. Why so-called "long distance relationships" are ALWAYS doomed to fail
2. What I REALLY want (better keep that to myself completely)
3. My personal take on the Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge
4. today's so-called "Rave" culture……….

Anyway…………HERE IS A SPORK!

OH!!
And my bank keeps charging a fucking Neg bal. fee!!!!
That makes NO sense, why would you charge someone more of something you already KNOW they don't HAVE?!?!?!?!

I am LIVID!!!!

The Pomade for the REAL Hepcats!!

2008-09-03T09:57:00.000-07:00

That's right hepcats!! I've moved over into the land of the Big Boys and have started using Murry's to do a spikey look until my hair grows long enough for the full slickback "doo" that I'm trying to collar!

This stuff is simply Kopasedic daddy! the hold is SUPER, yet does not leave my hair hard and brittle. It gives GREAT shine and well.............It ain't coming out without a SERIOUS washing with olive oil and de-greaser! hehehehe

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this pomade (the Grandaddy of them all) over that American crew stuff I had been using.....THIS is not a pomade for the weak of heart!!!

I can't wait for me hair to finish growing out!!!

Cross-country ballroom dancing for fun and profit

2008-09-03T07:55:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!!!!

(The preceding rant was brought to you today by: “OPEN FRUIT FLAN AERLINES!”)

AND NOW………………….
#23…..THE LARCH!

My computer at home is being a complete and total smeghead! The old antivirus software has expired and the new software was SUPPOSED to be sent via email but I’m STILL not seeing it and my home computer is now laden with popups, malware, etc….this is seriously cutting into my computer-time fun!!! Uggggggggggggh…..AND this means that I cannot get on stickcam, OR upload my vids to youtube…………BUGGER!!!!

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HERE IS A NOTE TO ALL NON-DISCORDIANS:
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You're ALL Discordians whether you want to be or not!!!!
HAHAHAHAH PFFFT!!

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3174 YOLD

Some writings today (these came to me)

2008-09-01T10:23:00.000-07:00

7-5-7
Seven sounds a Haiku be,
Hear only five here,
Example of a haiku!
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"IF"

HAIL ERIS!
Mother of Discord; my friends, my confidant,
the discourse of ironic serendipitous moments that seem to fill the half-eaten porridge of my life.

WHAT IF?????
What if had done this?
Had the courage to say that?

Ah well, the mysterious FNORD will forever occupy that place within.

IF ONLY
IF DIFFERENT
IF CHANGED

IF!!???
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(Untitled)
I scream inside
I burn, yearn
Kicking darkened shadows

A white lilly to give
Pale palour abounds

She stands there as a jewel
A jewel of sweetest vitae
Crimson her colour

I FINALLY GOT ONE!!

2008-08-31T18:08:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!

After YEARS of searching, I found and just purchased a Sacred Chao pendant!!

Next payday I will be purchasing a copy of the Principia for Ms. Price as well as her very own Sacred Chao pendant!! You know we Discordians HAVE to stick together and, well; it'll be a way for her to always think of her older Discordian Frater!!! (Haven't really talked to her in a few day,,,,ugggh)

Anyway!! I am soooooo happy!

OH!

I got me moustache dye today and finally dyed it back (been a while)and tomorrow I'll be re-dying me hair!! Soooooo busy this weekend I've hardly had time to THINK...... Wrote some Chaosophy and dark-mushy poetry last night...Who knows, I may even post it here....

I'm likea ki in a candy store about my SC pendant!! You hae NO idea how long I've wanted one...I think in honour of this I'll add to my Discordian Shrine in the Geek Room, maybe a nice plastic cockroach in honour of St. Gulik!! hehehehehe

AVE DISCORDIA!!!

Belated Birthday prezzie!!

2008-08-30T20:30:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!

Today I rcd a package in the post from my mate Justin.....
It was my late Birthday Prezzie...A FUCKING DAPO DALEK!!

WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!

In other news I ran a GREAT Bureau-13 game tonight with Chris and Rachel, filmed food reviews, and damnit the fekkin USB chord is nowhere to be found....Ugggh I'll have t wait to upload the pics..

Didn't speak or see Jess today ***sigh***
Ya know SOME people may think it weird that a 32 yr old man has a 17yr old FEMALE friend but I say to them FEK OFF!! Seesh, why does EVERYONE have to think all pervy.....uggghh seriously!! People make me soooo mad sometimes.....

Point being, missed her today....She and I have become good friends (FRIENDS) and have a shite-load in common... I'm trying to help her through some rough times with her life right now.... Just wish I could come in, save the day, and make everything better.....But, that's what do....Put things to rights....

Anyway, its off to bed I go...I'm exhausted!!!

5 TONS OF FLAX!!

AVE DISCORDIA!!

The Book of Demnos!

2008-08-29T11:47:00.000-07:00

---By Sean Conner ChD KSC---

The dank and musky odour of pure horror is an unforgettable scent.
One that even now I try to forget, for no sane person would believe the tale I have to tell. I swear to you Sir, each word is the Lord’s honest truth for even Lucifer himself could not dream of such sights as I have seen.

It was on the Eve of Beltane when I first perchanced upon the book, it was an ancient looking tome with binding the sable colour of wrought iron. A sigil of some manner was emblazoned upon the cover and I should have known what lie in waiting.

The language of this blasphemous breviary and the script with which it was written was unlike any language known to the annals of glottological studies; indeed even the curvature of the very characters themselves hinted of the demonic nature of this manuscript.

Now although I could not read them, nor could I speak the sibilation of this eerie language I found myself speak the, dare I call them “words” and a sense of pure violation overtook me. It was as if I was being psychically molested and could do nothing to stop it. Phrase upon phrase flowed forth from my lips, I the marionette of some unholy puppeteer. I was being overtaken.

I found myself, knife in hand awake alongside what once was a young lady, her body now nothing more than a horrible unrecognisable pile of flesh and gore. I swear to you Sir, that I have no knowledge of what you accuse me of for I myself was horrified to find this situation placed upon me. You must believe me when I tell you that it was not I who committed this unspeakable act, it was the book; that dreadful book..

I know Sir, that you have told me that there was no book to be found at the scene however I must strongly and most firmly proclaim my innocence. I swear to you, I did not do those horrible things which I am found guilty of. I PLEAD WITH YOU SIR; IT WAS NOT ME…GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE!!………NOOOO!………….

**With that the trapdoor was released and the accused, being hung by the neck was dispatched**

**In the crowd a young man watching the spectacle looks over his shoulder at the bookshop window and spies the most interesting book he had ever seen**

0829.08

2008-08-29T07:45:00.001-07:00

HAIL ERIS!

Bore da everyone!!!

This morning I have ordered my flightsuit and custom GB patches sooooooooo, I'm well on me way to completing the Ghostbusters kit by the middle of next month!!! I've already completed the ecto-goggles, and have started on the "belt-circuit board-thingy" once the flightsuit arrives Jason and I are having a dye-party!! Heheh gotta lightly dye it all pearl grey to match the onscreen colours! :-) Now, the belt, pads, etc and I'll be one dashing Irish Ghostbuster!!!! Heheheh

In other news,

Sometimes I REALLY REALLY miss being alone………….*****sigh****

More to come later today as I edit this entry…

One of my all time FAVOURITE poems:

Thoughts on a Still Night
------Li Bai------

Before my bed, the moon is shining bright,
I think that it is frost upon the ground.
I raise my head and look at the bright moon,
I lower my head and think of home.

POEETRY (Yes a play on words)

2008-08-27T11:07:00.000-07:00

Phantasms of the mind
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Blinded by a winged' disk he frantically clutches to the last vestiges of memory.
A secret trust had been placed in his keeping, and within the deep recess of his synaptic chasm the cry of truth, TRUTH echoes forth like a pterodactyl in flight…..
15 more mins now before the viscous liquid does the ghastly deed and his mind will be cleansed…..this filth…..oh the wretched filth!!! PLUCK THEM OUT!!!!

from The Wholly Gospel of Cecil Whigganns!!
--------Cherry Pipe Smoke -----------
Swirling, twirling the smoke exits the sage's nostrils.
His mind a whirring labyrinth of mystical symbols and half-eaten porridge. With each draw of his antiquated pipe; fragrant billows of wisdom fill the cacophony of jumbled water damage images that even now fight to overtake him to ALBION......
A wiff of marshmellow,
a hint of cherry,
and the aeon closes...
AUM-HA!!!!!

Chapter 1.5 of my book ( LIBER V )
The parable of the parable
(being an intra-pineal revelation to Frater I.'.P.'.I .'. KSC)

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable:

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable:

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable
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And with that the universe imploded in a BANG of recursive logic!!!!!!

Burning ring of FNORDs
or
My revelations from Eris tonight

DWTWSBTWOTL!
Thou who art art doth look as a meliflous harp tastes.
Thy id is not without 93, for in prickle-prickle doth Ra-Hoor-Khuit play.......ABRAHADABRA........Say the words, strike the bell.......invoke.....evoke......Anunnaki rising.....
The baloney sandwich is in the Wholly Fridge!!!

LISLLUW

AUM-HA

0807.08

2008-08-27T09:48:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!

Today I'm feeling like 5 tons of shite, wrapped around flooby-floomby tree so I decided to stay home..Just lying around the house today taking naps and reading....I am soooo ready for this weekend!!

FNORD!!

Oh!! had a GREAT Pyrate vs. Ninja moment last night.... SEE!!

OH OH!! FOR THE WHOVIAN GEEK IN ME!
Word starting to dribble out regarding a Doctor Who/Stargate conjoined convention in Atlanta called Timegate. They had their first “full weekend” convention this past May after a series of quarterly one-day mini-cons. May 2009 will be a full weekend convention and their first announced guest is Louise Jameson (“Leela”).

Timegate: http://www.timegatecon.org/

Oh yes!! I MUST go!!!

TO ALL

COMRADE-CITIZENS

OF THE

PEOPLE'S UN-REPUBLIC OF THE CONNERSTOCRACY

MICROCEPHALY!!!!

THAT IS ALL!!

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A hymn to St Gulick

Oh Gulick, so often squashed

whether swatted or moshed,

The Chao you wholly spin

with the tide or with the wind,

favoured one of Eris proud

you n'er rest upon a clould,

And in pineal bright

you shine forth the FNORD light

Og Gulick, lead us to the left-over corned beef sandwich...

AUMNG HA~~~~

0826.08

2008-08-26T09:42:00.001-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!
93=5
23

Today I am wearing my new two-tone wingtips…..They are BRILLIANT!

Paired with high-waisted black trousers with watch-chain, white dress shirt, thin black braces, and classic red, white, black tie!!
I love dressing like this (1930s-1940s) because I don't feel so fat and ugly…I've the classic dapper dan look going on….
Looooooooooooooooooooooove it! I've rc'd sooo many complioments today. Makes one feel quite handsome!! Hehehe
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Tonight I've got to errrm, finish the ecto-goggles (prop) I'm making for our GB project 2008, on Friday I'm ordering the patches and flightsuit…Once it comes in I'll dye mine and Jason's…..one step closer to Ghostbuster-couture..hehehehehe
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Ok, one more thing about the way I'm dressed.. Hehehe my head is bleedin' HUGE now because of all the positivity towards me today. Truly do LOVE the hepcat style, its "ME" and I actually feel handsome, like REALLY handsome, so handsome that I could walk into a smokey lounge circa 1939 and have the women swoon….THAT FEKKIN HANDSOME!!! I was born truly in the wrong smeggin era!! ***sigh*** all I need know is a kitten with her hair in victory rolls and I'll be set! Hahahah SWING ON DADDY!!!
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OH!! BTW, wanna know what a Welsh Zombie says?????
"ymenyddiau!" Hahahahahhaha!!
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Friday get-together…

Apparently its time to host another night of drunken hilarity at my home this coming Friday in honour of the Labour Day holiday!! Soooooooo that’s what I’ll be doing…Perhaps my camera will be WORKING and I’ll have pics to upload, perhaps Eris will be in one of her shitty moods and completely banjax the whole fekkin thing and I’ll be cleaning up peoples’ sick?? Who knows??

I am sooooooooooo ready for this bleedin week to be over!! Uggggh

AND NOW…………………THIS……………………..

The words of the foolish and the words of the wise are not far apart in Discordian eyes.”
--The Book of Advice—

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0803.04

2008-08-25T07:01:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!!
93=5

Ok, so back to the world of GREYFACE-BABYLON and it strikes me like a welding mallet to the bollix this morning; that I AM sick and tired of kiss-ass little sophomoric mental amoebaes. I mean seriously želim moj dom zatim i Ja umoran vrlo sam…I cannot take much bloody more stupidity today

I am having a serious case of: мозг сбрасывать today…..anything and everything is just flying through faster than the dendrites can process leaving the end result an under-cooked, mushy, reject rissotto of a thought process today and you, COMRADE CITIZENS are the ones who have to wade through the jumbled WATER-DAMAGE to reach the pearl of great price that lies within the tootsie-pop of life, hidden in my brainual area!!! AUMG HA!!!!!

AND NOW………THIS!
Brought to you today by the colour 5!

I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with Eris. And
I looked back and saw footprints in the sand. But sometimes there
were five pairs of footprints and sometimes 93, and even on other times that were not really times there was only one.
And the times there was only one set of footprints, those were my times of greatest strife.
So I asked Eris,
"Why in my greatest need didst thou abandon me?"
And she replied,
"First of all stop with all the "thee and Thou" shit! You're not at Faire anymore!
Second, I really hate walking on the sand. It gets between my toes and I HATE THAT!. Drinking and partying is where I'd rather be than taking long walks on the beach with you being alll deep and shit.
Third, I never said I was going to help you in your so called hours of greatest need. Just because
SOME Discordians confuse me with someone who gives a shit doesn't mean that you should."
And I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question…………………………..THUS ENDETH THE LESSON!

Discordian Haiku

2008-08-25T06:40:00.000-07:00

THE APPLE

Apple, Gold apple
the punch bowl n'er tastes the same
fucking bitch, eris!

New, new, new, new, new, blog!

2008-08-25T06:23:00.000-07:00

HAIL ERIS!

Alright, I've decided to try this whole sitting down and blogging thing one more time; furthermore I've decided to keep one blog soley for my Chaosophy, Erisian scribblings, and whatever else flows through the synaptic impluses of me brain...So, on the count of 5!

Here we go!!!!!!
FNORD!~

AVE DISCORDIA