TODAY IS:
Setting Orange,
Season of Discord 17,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
HAIL ERIS!
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Last night was the first test of the BlogTalkRadioFormat and while there are SOME things I like about it, there are some other very important functions that I want to have that you just don't get with them...
I may host a few more shows there until going fully professional in the Tesla Institute Studios..A few HDrs called in and we spoke briefly about Manifestation/LOA, Mysticism, and very general Discordian principles..
All in all for a hap-dash put together test show it went off "ok" although like I said there are some issues that I just don't like......There were a few spots of dead air while I was trying to get the phone lines working but all in all not bad for a quick test...But by NOOOO means the quality I'd like or expect.....
The Annunaki Lizard Coffee Bean Aliens are calling to me, commanding me to drink more coffee....And I shall obey!
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TODAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:NOSTALGIA!
Upon waking this morning I've decided to manifest the atmosphere of nostalgia and surround myself with a glow from the "old days" the days when I frequented the Star Trek conventions in Tampa/Orlando, etc. The days of The Milk Bar, Club Five, Vampire the Masquerade LARP, the smell of clove cigarettes, patchouli, and the effervescent mixture of sweat and nag champa that seemed to hang over Five Points like an eclectic quilt of freaks..
The music swirls inside my head: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Front 242 pounds while Nitzer Ebb bids us to Join in the chant. The SCA events, The long nights of Paranoia and Tales from the Floating Vagabond. Brian and I being chased by the MiBs while investigating things we probably shouldn't have, early Theatre performances, and of course The Chicken Monarchy.
How many nights at Simons did I spend after being at a party? How many after parties? How many beans were consumed?!?!?!?!
That one night "trolling" in Five Points asking the metaphysical conundrum: "Who the FUCK is Lee?
"Thingyism vs. Nothingism
HOMINY HOMINY
The Metro
Ghostlight Road
Hibernia Cemetery in the middle of the night
Mt. Zion (What a creepy place at 3am!)
The Brotherhood of The Hat!!
Being a member of the "ROCKY CAST" on Fridays and Sat.s
THE DAY THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA WAS PLACED IN MY HANDS!!!!!!
(and thereby I discovered the Love of Eris, or well at least that she makes a kickass PB&J)
The lovers who deeply affected me:
Tori, Jenny, and Krystalle
(wow, give me a few mins to bask in the utter bliss that was Krystalle!!)
Forever each one of you remain in my hearts!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, I am in a "happy place"
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In India you can purchase A CIGARETTE from vendors for about 5 Rupees!!!
HAIL ERIS!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORDIAN VOWEL SOUNDS
Their proper intonation and uses
By, Fenian Timelord- V° KSC ChD.
HAIL ERIS!
Many students to western Mysticism may or may not be familiar with the Rosicrucian use of Vowel Sounds. But for the purposes of this monograph no prior knowledge of it is necessary which of course makes this whole sentence pointless. HEEHE!
In order to better manifest and channel the Eristic principles in the MEGABIGTOTALLYHUGEFUCKOFF multiverse; the ancient use of Discordian Vowel sounds that I just made up complete an easy hands on approach to changing the matter and vibrations around you, seriously if you don't believe me try and use the following (Patent Pending) Discordian Vowel Sounds of which there are 5!
1. HEEHE-
(pronounced like Michael Jackson would in a song)
This Vowel Sound affects the psychic centers located within your cecum and is used to declare your intent to intend to do something esoteric and mystical.
2. PHTTT-
(Pronounced like a fart noise)
The all purpose Vowel Sound of PHTTT awakens your pineal gland and vibrates at a frequency of1.21 Jigga-Watz. It is used for whatever purpose you want it to serve at that time. To properly use this sound, make the Sign of Eristic Blessing (Think peace sign or roman numeral 5) inhale deeply and make a long loud PHTTT! The manifestations should become apparent immediately if performed properly (whatever that is)
3.OWWWW!
(Pronounced like James Brown)
This Vowel Sound is used to heal and balance the Hodge and Podge. The use of this Vowel Sound has been known to raise certain people's vibrations many many levels from one single intonation. It is an all purpose feel good tonic Sound
4. EEWWW
(Pronounced like Gladys Ridgeford after taking a shot of bourbon)
This vowel sound affects the central nervous system and bowels of men. In women it affects the vaginal folds. Use this Vowel Sound for random displays of FNORD. When used frequently you will be able to perceive a large auric "G" extending outward above your head.
5. WHHOA
(Pronounced like a stereotypical surfer-guy)
This Sound is used when you want to increase the energy output of whatever it is that you are doing for example to increase the healing vibration you would intone: OWWWW-WHHOA!
Enjoy using these Discordian Vowel Sounds in your daily practices and experience the wonders you can create. Of course Vowel Sounds can be combined to manifest more complex vibration thingies if you so choose, or of course you can completely disregard everything I've shown you in this monograph because its it utter crap..............Or IS IT????
FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
03.30.09
HAIL ERIS!
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TODAY IS:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 16,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
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Last night was rather interesting. From 23:00 - 01:00 Blackout had me as a guest on the alternate version of the box discussing matters of spirit, Discordianism, The Universe being composed of Candy Corn, Rosicrucian mystical techniques, and palm-tree serpentine ass-monsters with alien coffee beans. It makes me all the more ready for ME to start broadcasting What The Fnord! Seriously, I really like the guy from what I've heard over the years and in alot of ways we have followed parallel recursive loopback similarities. Sucks that he is in NY now because I think in a personal non "on air" situation he and I would have LOTS to discuss.
Speaking of alien coffee beans; have you ever wondered exactly WHY coffee is so good?Reason: The Illuminati have placed deep within the molecular structure of the bean itself certain bio-digital information that can only be extracted via the internal physiological process of the human being. That is why coffee makes you urinate more frequently. The Annunaki Lizard Nocturia Brigade (TALNB) serves this function......................Or possibly not?!?!?!
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LONG LIVE MOLVANIA! ------------------------------------------
Watching these poor sad people in their day to day, buttoned down, Abercrombie, "like OMG", world is as repulsive to me as Vogon Poetry is to the bowels of a threxach fwummble cat!!! Do you not realise that no matter how many pieces of worthless paper you "process" it makes no difference in the grand scheme of the cosmos? STEP OUT into the swirling nothingness that is everything. Smell the sounds, hear the colours, and taste the feeling of complete thingyness that is IS itself!!
As a matter of complete dis-interest, the Nagas of upper Burma have nifty hats!.
What exactly IS "The point?" The point is in reality a polydridocdecaweehedronahexasexahedroadiconadibidollyhedecadodron!!!
And so the pancake is expelled from the ominous slutcloud!!!
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Fenian Timelord says:
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I made a sigil this morning for the purpose of ********* and now I am to forget it, wait, forget what?!? What the hell am I talking about anyway, oh well...........MANIFEST!
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YOUR 5 MINUTE DISCORDIAN MEDITATION FOR TODAY
This space intentionally left blank
THEREIN LIES TRUTH
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Col. Mustard in the DMV with a scrying mirror which is equal to fifty-eleven decagrams of phenelyethotron!!!whatever the smeg THAT means!!
AVE DISCORDIA!!
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TODAY IS:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 16,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
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Last night was rather interesting. From 23:00 - 01:00 Blackout had me as a guest on the alternate version of the box discussing matters of spirit, Discordianism, The Universe being composed of Candy Corn, Rosicrucian mystical techniques, and palm-tree serpentine ass-monsters with alien coffee beans. It makes me all the more ready for ME to start broadcasting What The Fnord! Seriously, I really like the guy from what I've heard over the years and in alot of ways we have followed parallel recursive loopback similarities. Sucks that he is in NY now because I think in a personal non "on air" situation he and I would have LOTS to discuss.
Speaking of alien coffee beans; have you ever wondered exactly WHY coffee is so good?Reason: The Illuminati have placed deep within the molecular structure of the bean itself certain bio-digital information that can only be extracted via the internal physiological process of the human being. That is why coffee makes you urinate more frequently. The Annunaki Lizard Nocturia Brigade (TALNB) serves this function......................Or possibly not?!?!?!
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LONG LIVE MOLVANIA! ------------------------------------------
Watching these poor sad people in their day to day, buttoned down, Abercrombie, "like OMG", world is as repulsive to me as Vogon Poetry is to the bowels of a threxach fwummble cat!!! Do you not realise that no matter how many pieces of worthless paper you "process" it makes no difference in the grand scheme of the cosmos? STEP OUT into the swirling nothingness that is everything. Smell the sounds, hear the colours, and taste the feeling of complete thingyness that is IS itself!!
As a matter of complete dis-interest, the Nagas of upper Burma have nifty hats!.
What exactly IS "The point?" The point is in reality a polydridocdecaweehedronahexasexahedroadiconadibidollyhedecadodron!!!
And so the pancake is expelled from the ominous slutcloud!!!
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Fenian Timelord says:
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If you dig deeper into Marx's thoughts about money as the "real equivalent" and his fundamental critique of commodity and value, you would find that Marx was in fact the sentient King of the Candy Corns who aeons and aeons ago created this minimultiuniverse with the disinfinite realm of the spirit of Aiwass. It was this knowledge that drove Aleister Crowley mad! At least that is what the Candy Corn just told me!
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I made a sigil this morning for the purpose of ********* and now I am to forget it, wait, forget what?!? What the hell am I talking about anyway, oh well...........MANIFEST!
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YOUR 5 MINUTE DISCORDIAN MEDITATION FOR TODAY
This space intentionally left blank
THEREIN LIES TRUTH
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Col. Mustard in the DMV with a scrying mirror which is equal to fifty-eleven decagrams of phenelyethotron!!!whatever the smeg THAT means!!
AVE DISCORDIA!!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
03.27.09
HAIL ERIS
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TODAY IS:
Sweetmorn, Season of Discord 13, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175 Last night after several years of listening to Blackout I actually called in and tried to speak however; Our Sweet Lady of Discord was her usual silly self playing cosmic pranks on Dingo thereby causing him to completely screw the show up last night. We were briefly discussing the philosophical points such as: What is the difference between optimism & pessimism? Which then started my mind whirring with a whirlwind of whirly-windy things of a metaphysical nature and today I'm going to focus on creating vibrations around you through visualization. Being a Rosicrucian AND Discordian I use a combination of techniques to produce and create the desired vibrations of the Cosmic & it is something that Mystics have used for centuries. Although small watered down bits of the concept have been presented to the mainstream in such books as, "The Secret" and others; the Rosicrucian technique of visualization is the most concise and easy way to begin manifesting your desires so long as they do not violate Cosmic Laws. Or unless of course Eris has other plans for you!! FNORD! Frater Raymond Bernard said of Visualization the following: " To visualize means "to see inwardly", and it is evident that none may arrive at this point without having first developed the faculty of objective observation. There are many who look "without seeing". They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties. Observation is voluntary. It is necessary, in the beginning at least, to want to observe and, with this objective, to want to draw the attention from the inside toward the outside. It is necessary to look around oneself consciously, to examine faces, people, and things, with the same intensity as a photographer or a painter concentrating on every detail. In the beginning, it is a difficult undertaking, but perseverance results in automatic reaction, so that consequently, there is established an observation more and more rapid, a memory more and more faithful, and a greater ease in effective visualization." There is a point that Frater Bernard made that I feel really drives home the lower level that most people nowadays operate on. "They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties" Indeed most people today do indeed operate as robots. Work, Food, Sleep, Work, Food, Rinse & Repeat! It is also because of this that many most people cannot create what they desire simply because they lack the developed skills of observation. Without observation one cannot employ the use of Visualization and thereby manifest wants and desires sought after.
Basically..Be a Cabbage, not a robot!
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MEANWHILE.........AT THE HALL OF DOOM!-------------------------------------------
Tonight I will be having a Hookah-Night with Moj Drug Igor... (Yes Master, yesssssssssssss)Hookah, Bosnian Coffee, Kvas, Cevapi, LOTS of Vodka, & wonderful Annunaki belly dancers on loan from The Illuminatti. We are in for some seriously arse-kickin' time...
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HERE IS A POEEm:
Fishing in the steam of consciousness,a trout, a bass, a dangling participle.Water of life, water of fire, urine.
Today's POEEm is brought to you by the letter ee kratkoyeh!
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MMMMMMMMMMM SUSHI LUNCH!!Soooooooo delicious Oh! and speaking of food, let me simply say that the Codex Alimentarius is an Evil evil document compiled by and evil evil organization. Once again, TELL me there is no reason for the paranoids to be paranoid!.
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WTF update......Thats right Penguins & Name Tags What The Fnord with Fenian Timelord is set to start broadcasting Friday, May 1st The Chaos is almost here!!!!
---><---
TODAY IS:
Sweetmorn, Season of Discord 13, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175 Last night after several years of listening to Blackout I actually called in and tried to speak however; Our Sweet Lady of Discord was her usual silly self playing cosmic pranks on Dingo thereby causing him to completely screw the show up last night. We were briefly discussing the philosophical points such as: What is the difference between optimism & pessimism? Which then started my mind whirring with a whirlwind of whirly-windy things of a metaphysical nature and today I'm going to focus on creating vibrations around you through visualization. Being a Rosicrucian AND Discordian I use a combination of techniques to produce and create the desired vibrations of the Cosmic & it is something that Mystics have used for centuries. Although small watered down bits of the concept have been presented to the mainstream in such books as, "The Secret" and others; the Rosicrucian technique of visualization is the most concise and easy way to begin manifesting your desires so long as they do not violate Cosmic Laws. Or unless of course Eris has other plans for you!! FNORD! Frater Raymond Bernard said of Visualization the following: " To visualize means "to see inwardly", and it is evident that none may arrive at this point without having first developed the faculty of objective observation. There are many who look "without seeing". They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties. Observation is voluntary. It is necessary, in the beginning at least, to want to observe and, with this objective, to want to draw the attention from the inside toward the outside. It is necessary to look around oneself consciously, to examine faces, people, and things, with the same intensity as a photographer or a painter concentrating on every detail. In the beginning, it is a difficult undertaking, but perseverance results in automatic reaction, so that consequently, there is established an observation more and more rapid, a memory more and more faithful, and a greater ease in effective visualization." There is a point that Frater Bernard made that I feel really drives home the lower level that most people nowadays operate on. "They go about like robots, completely withdrawn, without observing their surroundings. That is why, when they want to construct a mental "image" they encounter insurmountable difficulties" Indeed most people today do indeed operate as robots. Work, Food, Sleep, Work, Food, Rinse & Repeat! It is also because of this that many most people cannot create what they desire simply because they lack the developed skills of observation. Without observation one cannot employ the use of Visualization and thereby manifest wants and desires sought after.
Basically..Be a Cabbage, not a robot!
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MEANWHILE.........AT THE HALL OF DOOM!-------------------------------------------
Tonight I will be having a Hookah-Night with Moj Drug Igor... (Yes Master, yesssssssssssss)Hookah, Bosnian Coffee, Kvas, Cevapi, LOTS of Vodka, & wonderful Annunaki belly dancers on loan from The Illuminatti. We are in for some seriously arse-kickin' time...
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HERE IS A POEEm:
Fishing in the steam of consciousness,a trout, a bass, a dangling participle.Water of life, water of fire, urine.
Today's POEEm is brought to you by the letter ee kratkoyeh!
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MMMMMMMMMMM SUSHI LUNCH!!Soooooooo delicious Oh! and speaking of food, let me simply say that the Codex Alimentarius is an Evil evil document compiled by and evil evil organization. Once again, TELL me there is no reason for the paranoids to be paranoid!.
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WTF update......Thats right Penguins & Name Tags What The Fnord with Fenian Timelord is set to start broadcasting Friday, May 1st The Chaos is almost here!!!!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
03.25.09
HAIL ERIS
---><---Today is:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 11,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
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Saluton karaj, mi estas elĉerpita hodiaŭ.Hieraŭ vespere Iggy kaj Mi fumis, kantis kantoj de Rusoj, kaj trinkis kafo de Bosnio, ĝi estis vespero multe amuzado!Ni provis "Starbuzz Arabic Coffee" dun trinkis la kafo de Bosnio..TRE TRE bonega kaj Vi bezonu peni ĝin!Hodiaŭ nu; hodiaŭ posttagmeze Jason, Iggy, Scott, kaj Mi provos multaj aromoj de tabakoj. Certe ni revuos ili per filmoj.......
Ok, enough Esperanto... :-)I've received a few personal comments about the podcast idea and it seems that there is indeed an interest in listening to all of the Chaos that will surely ensue.....Be on the lookout for the: "What the FNORD?!?!?! Enclycopedia Discordia" Discordian Radio with Fenian Timelord Brought to you by the Tesla Institute for the Advanced Study of Discordian Dialectics Yes kiddies, we are looking into aquiring the equipment to beging recording the podcases & depending on the reception we will broadcast LIVE for 3 hours one night a week...Stay tuned HERE for developing news regarding the What the FNORD?!?!? program....
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000049
(On The Sacred Chao)
THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.
HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.
The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level of distinction making.
With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of concept.
We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids.
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---><---Today is:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 11,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175
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Saluton karaj, mi estas elĉerpita hodiaŭ.Hieraŭ vespere Iggy kaj Mi fumis, kantis kantoj de Rusoj, kaj trinkis kafo de Bosnio, ĝi estis vespero multe amuzado!Ni provis "Starbuzz Arabic Coffee" dun trinkis la kafo de Bosnio..TRE TRE bonega kaj Vi bezonu peni ĝin!Hodiaŭ nu; hodiaŭ posttagmeze Jason, Iggy, Scott, kaj Mi provos multaj aromoj de tabakoj. Certe ni revuos ili per filmoj.......
Ok, enough Esperanto... :-)I've received a few personal comments about the podcast idea and it seems that there is indeed an interest in listening to all of the Chaos that will surely ensue.....Be on the lookout for the: "What the FNORD?!?!?! Enclycopedia Discordia" Discordian Radio with Fenian Timelord Brought to you by the Tesla Institute for the Advanced Study of Discordian Dialectics Yes kiddies, we are looking into aquiring the equipment to beging recording the podcases & depending on the reception we will broadcast LIVE for 3 hours one night a week...Stay tuned HERE for developing news regarding the What the FNORD?!?!? program....
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000049
(On The Sacred Chao)
THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.
HERE FOLLOWS SOME PSYCHO-METAPHYSICS.
If you are not hot for philosophy, best just to skip it.
The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level of distinction making.
With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of concept.
We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids.
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