03.31.09

TODAY IS:
Setting Orange,
Season of Discord 17,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175

HAIL ERIS!
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Last night was the first test of the BlogTalkRadioFormat and while there are SOME things I like about it, there are some other very important functions that I want to have that you just don't get with them...

I may host a few more shows there until going fully professional in the Tesla Institute Studios..A few HDrs called in and we spoke briefly about Manifestation/LOA, Mysticism, and very general Discordian principles..

All in all for a hap-dash put together test show it went off "ok" although like I said there are some issues that I just don't like......There were a few spots of dead air while I was trying to get the phone lines working but all in all not bad for a quick test...But by NOOOO means the quality I'd like or expect.....

The Annunaki Lizard Coffee Bean Aliens are calling to me, commanding me to drink more coffee....And I shall obey!

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TODAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:NOSTALGIA!

Upon waking this morning I've decided to manifest the atmosphere of nostalgia and surround myself with a glow from the "old days" the days when I frequented the Star Trek conventions in Tampa/Orlando, etc. The days of The Milk Bar, Club Five, Vampire the Masquerade LARP, the smell of clove cigarettes, patchouli, and the effervescent mixture of sweat and nag champa that seemed to hang over Five Points like an eclectic quilt of freaks..

The music swirls inside my head: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Front 242 pounds while Nitzer Ebb bids us to Join in the chant. The SCA events, The long nights of Paranoia and Tales from the Floating Vagabond. Brian and I being chased by the MiBs while investigating things we probably shouldn't have, early Theatre performances, and of course The Chicken Monarchy.

How many nights at Simons did I spend after being at a party? How many after parties? How many beans were consumed?!?!?!?!

That one night "trolling" in Five Points asking the metaphysical conundrum: "Who the FUCK is Lee?

"Thingyism vs. Nothingism
HOMINY HOMINY
The Metro
Ghostlight Road
Hibernia Cemetery in the middle of the night
Mt. Zion (What a creepy place at 3am!)
The Brotherhood of The Hat!!

Being a member of the "ROCKY CAST" on Fridays and Sat.s

THE DAY THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA WAS PLACED IN MY HANDS!!!!!!
(and thereby I discovered the Love of Eris, or well at least that she makes a kickass PB&J)

The lovers who deeply affected me:
Tori, Jenny, and Krystalle
(wow, give me a few mins to bask in the utter bliss that was Krystalle!!)

Forever each one of you remain in my hearts!
Ahhhhhhhhhh, I am in a "happy place"
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In India you can purchase A CIGARETTE from vendors for about 5 Rupees!!!
HAIL ERIS!


---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORDIAN VOWEL SOUNDS
Their proper intonation and uses
By, Fenian Timelord- V° KSC ChD.

HAIL ERIS!

Many students to western Mysticism may or may not be familiar with the Rosicrucian use of Vowel Sounds. But for the purposes of this monograph no prior knowledge of it is necessary which of course makes this whole sentence pointless. HEEHE!

In order to better manifest and channel the Eristic principles in the MEGABIGTOTALLYHUGEFUCKOFF multiverse; the ancient use of Discordian Vowel sounds that I just made up complete an easy hands on approach to changing the matter and vibrations around you, seriously if you don't believe me try and use the following (Patent Pending) Discordian Vowel Sounds of which there are 5!

1. HEEHE-
(pronounced like Michael Jackson would in a song)
This Vowel Sound affects the psychic centers located within your cecum and is used to declare your intent to intend to do something esoteric and mystical.

2. PHTTT-
(Pronounced like a fart noise)
The all purpose Vowel Sound of PHTTT awakens your pineal gland and vibrates at a frequency of1.21 Jigga-Watz. It is used for whatever purpose you want it to serve at that time. To properly use this sound, make the Sign of Eristic Blessing (Think peace sign or roman numeral 5) inhale deeply and make a long loud PHTTT! The manifestations should become apparent immediately if performed properly (whatever that is)

3.OWWWW!
(Pronounced like James Brown)
This Vowel Sound is used to heal and balance the Hodge and Podge. The use of this Vowel Sound has been known to raise certain people's vibrations many many levels from one single intonation. It is an all purpose feel good tonic Sound

4. EEWWW
(Pronounced like Gladys Ridgeford after taking a shot of bourbon)
This vowel sound affects the central nervous system and bowels of men. In women it affects the vaginal folds. Use this Vowel Sound for random displays of FNORD. When used frequently you will be able to perceive a large auric "G" extending outward above your head.

5. WHHOA
(Pronounced like a stereotypical surfer-guy)
This Sound is used when you want to increase the energy output of whatever it is that you are doing for example to increase the healing vibration you would intone: OWWWW-WHHOA!

Enjoy using these Discordian Vowel Sounds in your daily practices and experience the wonders you can create. Of course Vowel Sounds can be combined to manifest more complex vibration thingies if you so choose, or of course you can completely disregard everything I've shown you in this monograph because its it utter crap..............Or IS IT????


FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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