03.30.09

HAIL ERIS!
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TODAY IS:
Prickle-Prickle,
Season of Discord 16,
Year of Our Lady of Discord 3175

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Last night was rather interesting. From 23:00 - 01:00 Blackout had me as a guest on the alternate version of the box discussing matters of spirit, Discordianism, The Universe being composed of Candy Corn, Rosicrucian mystical techniques, and palm-tree serpentine ass-monsters with alien coffee beans. It makes me all the more ready for ME to start broadcasting What The Fnord! Seriously, I really like the guy from what I've heard over the years and in alot of ways we have followed parallel recursive loopback similarities. Sucks that he is in NY now because I think in a personal non "on air" situation he and I would have LOTS to discuss.

Speaking of alien coffee beans; have you ever wondered exactly WHY coffee is so good?Reason: The Illuminati have placed deep within the molecular structure of the bean itself certain bio-digital information that can only be extracted via the internal physiological process of the human being. That is why coffee makes you urinate more frequently. The Annunaki Lizard Nocturia Brigade (TALNB) serves this function......................Or possibly not?!?!?!

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LONG LIVE MOLVANIA! ------------------------------------------

Watching these poor sad people in their day to day, buttoned down, Abercrombie, "like OMG", world is as repulsive to me as Vogon Poetry is to the bowels of a threxach fwummble cat!!! Do you not realise that no matter how many pieces of worthless paper you "process" it makes no difference in the grand scheme of the cosmos? STEP OUT into the swirling nothingness that is everything. Smell the sounds, hear the colours, and taste the feeling of complete thingyness that is IS itself!!

As a matter of complete dis-interest, the Nagas of upper Burma have nifty hats!.

What exactly IS "The point?" The point is in reality a polydridocdecaweehedronahexasexahedroadiconadibidollyhedecadodron!!!
And so the pancake is expelled from the ominous slutcloud!!!
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Fenian Timelord says:
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If you dig deeper into Marx's thoughts about money as the "real equivalent" and his fundamental critique of commodity and value, you would find that Marx was in fact the sentient King of the Candy Corns who aeons and aeons ago created this minimultiuniverse with the disinfinite realm of the spirit of Aiwass. It was this knowledge that drove Aleister Crowley mad! At least that is what the Candy Corn just told me!

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I made a sigil this morning for the purpose of ********* and now I am to forget it, wait, forget what?!? What the hell am I talking about anyway, oh well...........MANIFEST!
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YOUR 5 MINUTE DISCORDIAN MEDITATION FOR TODAY
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THEREIN LIES TRUTH
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Col. Mustard in the DMV with a scrying mirror which is equal to fifty-eleven decagrams of phenelyethotron!!!whatever the smeg THAT means!!




AVE DISCORDIA!!