I FINALLY GOT ONE!!

HAIL ERIS!

After YEARS of searching, I found and just purchased a Sacred Chao pendant!!




Next payday I will be purchasing a copy of the Principia for Ms. Price as well as her very own Sacred Chao pendant!! You know we Discordians HAVE to stick together and, well; it'll be a way for her to always think of her older Discordian Frater!!! (Haven't really talked to her in a few day,,,,ugggh)



Anyway!! I am soooooo happy!

OH!

I got me moustache dye today and finally dyed it back (been a while)and tomorrow I'll be re-dying me hair!! Soooooo busy this weekend I've hardly had time to THINK...... Wrote some Chaosophy and dark-mushy poetry last night...Who knows, I may even post it here....

I'm likea ki in a candy store about my SC pendant!! You hae NO idea how long I've wanted one...I think in honour of this I'll add to my Discordian Shrine in the Geek Room, maybe a nice plastic cockroach in honour of St. Gulik!! hehehehehe

AVE DISCORDIA!!!

Belated Birthday prezzie!!

HAIL ERIS!!

Today I rcd a package in the post from my mate Justin.....
It was my late Birthday Prezzie...A FUCKING DAPO DALEK!!

WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!




In other news I ran a GREAT Bureau-13 game tonight with Chris and Rachel, filmed food reviews, and damnit the fekkin USB chord is nowhere to be found....Ugggh I'll have t wait to upload the pics..

Didn't speak or see Jess today ***sigh***
Ya know SOME people may think it weird that a 32 yr old man has a 17yr old FEMALE friend but I say to them FEK OFF!! Seesh, why does EVERYONE have to think all pervy.....uggghh seriously!! People make me soooo mad sometimes.....

Point being, missed her today....She and I have become good friends (FRIENDS) and have a shite-load in common... I'm trying to help her through some rough times with her life right now.... Just wish I could come in, save the day, and make everything better.....But, that's what do....Put things to rights....

Anyway, its off to bed I go...I'm exhausted!!!

5 TONS OF FLAX!!

AVE DISCORDIA!!

The Book of Demnos!

---By Sean Conner ChD KSC---

The dank and musky odour of pure horror is an unforgettable scent.
One that even now I try to forget, for no sane person would believe the tale I have to tell. I swear to you Sir, each word is the Lord’s honest truth for even Lucifer himself could not dream of such sights as I have seen.

It was on the Eve of Beltane when I first perchanced upon the book, it was an ancient looking tome with binding the sable colour of wrought iron. A sigil of some manner was emblazoned upon the cover and I should have known what lie in waiting.

The language of this blasphemous breviary and the script with which it was written was unlike any language known to the annals of glottological studies; indeed even the curvature of the very characters themselves hinted of the demonic nature of this manuscript.

Now although I could not read them, nor could I speak the sibilation of this eerie language I found myself speak the, dare I call them “words” and a sense of pure violation overtook me. It was as if I was being psychically molested and could do nothing to stop it. Phrase upon phrase flowed forth from my lips, I the marionette of some unholy puppeteer. I was being overtaken.

I found myself, knife in hand awake alongside what once was a young lady, her body now nothing more than a horrible unrecognisable pile of flesh and gore. I swear to you Sir, that I have no knowledge of what you accuse me of for I myself was horrified to find this situation placed upon me. You must believe me when I tell you that it was not I who committed this unspeakable act, it was the book; that dreadful book..

I know Sir, that you have told me that there was no book to be found at the scene however I must strongly and most firmly proclaim my innocence. I swear to you, I did not do those horrible things which I am found guilty of. I PLEAD WITH YOU SIR; IT WAS NOT ME…GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE!!………NOOOO!………….

**With that the trapdoor was released and the accused, being hung by the neck was dispatched**

**In the crowd a young man watching the spectacle looks over his shoulder at the bookshop window and spies the most interesting book he had ever seen**

0829.08

HAIL ERIS!

Bore da everyone!!!

This morning I have ordered my flightsuit and custom GB patches sooooooooo, I'm well on me way to completing the Ghostbusters kit by the middle of next month!!! I've already completed the ecto-goggles, and have started on the "belt-circuit board-thingy" once the flightsuit arrives Jason and I are having a dye-party!! Heheh gotta lightly dye it all pearl grey to match the onscreen colours! :-) Now, the belt, pads, etc and I'll be one dashing Irish Ghostbuster!!!! Heheheh

In other news,

Sometimes I REALLY REALLY miss being alone………….*****sigh****


More to come later today as I edit this entry…


One of my all time FAVOURITE poems:

Thoughts on a Still Night
------Li Bai------

Before my bed, the moon is shining bright,
I think that it is frost upon the ground.
I raise my head and look at the bright moon,
I lower my head and think of home.

POEETRY (Yes a play on words)

Phantasms of the mind
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Blinded by a winged' disk he frantically clutches to the last vestiges of memory.
A secret trust had been placed in his keeping, and within the deep recess of his synaptic chasm the cry of truth, TRUTH echoes forth like a pterodactyl in flight…..
15 more mins now before the viscous liquid does the ghastly deed and his mind will be cleansed…..this filth…..oh the wretched filth!!! PLUCK THEM OUT!!!!


from The Wholly Gospel of Cecil Whigganns!!
--------Cherry Pipe Smoke -----------
Swirling, twirling the smoke exits the sage's nostrils.
His mind a whirring labyrinth of mystical symbols and half-eaten porridge. With each draw of his antiquated pipe; fragrant billows of wisdom fill the cacophony of jumbled water damage images that even now fight to overtake him to ALBION......
A wiff of marshmellow,
a hint of cherry,
and the aeon closes...
AUM-HA!!!!!


Chapter 1.5 of my book ( LIBER V )
The parable of the parable
(being an intra-pineal revelation to Frater I.'.P.'.I .'. KSC)

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable:

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable:

A disciple once asked a great Discordian Master several questions regarding the nature of everything.

"Master, is it not written that the key to illumination is found within the Sacred Chao?
Master, is not the Sacred Chao in reality a glyph of the inner nature of dis-nature?
Master, what is meant behind the number 93?

The old Master smiled, raised himself from his meditation, placed his hands upon the disciple's shoulders and said:

All you shall need for the process of illumination is found within this parable
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And with that the universe imploded in a BANG of recursive logic!!!!!!



Burning ring of FNORDs
or
My revelations from Eris tonight

DWTWSBTWOTL!
Thou who art art doth look as a meliflous harp tastes.
Thy id is not without 93, for in prickle-prickle doth Ra-Hoor-Khuit play.......ABRAHADABRA........Say the words, strike the bell.......invoke.....evoke......Anunnaki rising.....
The baloney sandwich is in the Wholly Fridge!!!

LISLLUW

AUM-HA

0807.08

HAIL ERIS!!

Today I'm feeling like 5 tons of shite, wrapped around flooby-floomby tree so I decided to stay home..Just lying around the house today taking naps and reading....I am soooo ready for this weekend!!

FNORD!!

Oh!! had a GREAT Pyrate vs. Ninja moment last night.... SEE!!


OH OH!! FOR THE WHOVIAN GEEK IN ME!
Word starting to dribble out regarding a Doctor Who/Stargate conjoined convention in Atlanta called Timegate. They had their first “full weekend” convention this past May after a series of quarterly one-day mini-cons. May 2009 will be a full weekend convention and their first announced guest is Louise Jameson (“Leela”).

Timegate: http://www.timegatecon.org/

Oh yes!! I MUST go!!!


TO ALL

COMRADE-CITIZENS

OF THE

PEOPLE'S UN-REPUBLIC OF THE CONNERSTOCRACY



MICROCEPHALY!!!!

THAT IS ALL!!

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A hymn to St Gulick



Oh Gulick, so often squashed

whether swatted or moshed,

The Chao you wholly spin

with the tide or with the wind,

favoured one of Eris proud

you n'er rest upon a clould,

And in pineal bright

you shine forth the FNORD light

Og Gulick, lead us to the left-over corned beef sandwich...

AUMNG HA~~~~

0826.08

HAIL ERIS!!
93=5
23

Today I am wearing my new two-tone wingtips…..They are BRILLIANT!



Paired with high-waisted black trousers with watch-chain, white dress shirt, thin black braces, and classic red, white, black tie!!
I love dressing like this (1930s-1940s) because I don't feel so fat and ugly…I've the classic dapper dan look going on….
Looooooooooooooooooooooove it! I've rc'd sooo many complioments today. Makes one feel quite handsome!! Hehehe
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Tonight I've got to errrm, finish the ecto-goggles (prop) I'm making for our GB project 2008, on Friday I'm ordering the patches and flightsuit…Once it comes in I'll dye mine and Jason's…..one step closer to Ghostbuster-couture..hehehehehe
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Ok, one more thing about the way I'm dressed.. Hehehe my head is bleedin' HUGE now because of all the positivity towards me today. Truly do LOVE the hepcat style, its "ME" and I actually feel handsome, like REALLY handsome, so handsome that I could walk into a smokey lounge circa 1939 and have the women swoon….THAT FEKKIN HANDSOME!!! I was born truly in the wrong smeggin era!! ***sigh*** all I need know is a kitten with her hair in victory rolls and I'll be set! Hahahah SWING ON DADDY!!!
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OH!! BTW, wanna know what a Welsh Zombie says?????
"ymenyddiau!" Hahahahahhaha!!
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Friday get-together…

Apparently its time to host another night of drunken hilarity at my home this coming Friday in honour of the Labour Day holiday!! Soooooooo that’s what I’ll be doing…Perhaps my camera will be WORKING and I’ll have pics to upload, perhaps Eris will be in one of her shitty moods and completely banjax the whole fekkin thing and I’ll be cleaning up peoples’ sick?? Who knows??

I am sooooooooooo ready for this bleedin week to be over!! Uggggh

AND NOW…………………THIS……………………..

The words of the foolish and the words of the wise are not far apart in Discordian eyes.”
--The Book of Advice—



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0803.04

HAIL ERIS!!
93=5


Ok, so back to the world of GREYFACE-BABYLON and it strikes me like a welding mallet to the bollix this morning; that I AM sick and tired of kiss-ass little sophomoric mental amoebaes. I mean seriously želim moj dom zatim i Ja umoran vrlo sam…I cannot take much bloody more stupidity today


I am having a serious case of: мозг сбрасывать today…..anything and everything is just flying through faster than the dendrites can process leaving the end result an under-cooked, mushy, reject rissotto of a thought process today and you, COMRADE CITIZENS are the ones who have to wade through the jumbled WATER-DAMAGE to reach the pearl of great price that lies within the tootsie-pop of life, hidden in my brainual area!!! AUMG HA!!!!!


AND NOW………THIS!
Brought to you today by the colour 5!


I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with Eris. And
I looked back and saw footprints in the sand. But sometimes there
were five pairs of footprints and sometimes 93, and even on other times that were not really times there was only one.
And the times there was only one set of footprints, those were my times of greatest strife.
So I asked Eris,
"Why in my greatest need didst thou abandon me?"
And she replied,
"First of all stop with all the "thee and Thou" shit! You're not at Faire anymore!
Second, I really hate walking on the sand. It gets between my toes and I HATE THAT!. Drinking and partying is where I'd rather be than taking long walks on the beach with you being alll deep and shit.
Third, I never said I was going to help you in your so called hours of greatest need. Just because
SOME Discordians confuse me with someone who gives a shit doesn't mean that you should."
And I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question…………………………..THUS ENDETH THE LESSON!

Discordian Haiku

THE APPLE



Apple, Gold apple
the punch bowl n'er tastes the same
fucking bitch, eris!

New, new, new, new, new, blog!

HAIL ERIS!

Alright, I've decided to try this whole sitting down and blogging thing one more time; furthermore I've decided to keep one blog soley for my Chaosophy, Erisian scribblings, and whatever else flows through the synaptic impluses of me brain...So, on the count of 5!

Here we go!!!!!!
FNORD!~

AVE DISCORDIA